As we end our weeklong Robsten anniversary, totally doting on the couple got us to thinking:
What is our fave thing about Robsten?
Easy, they give not only good love, but, great gossip.
And with R.Pattz and K.Stew, it's a different kind of drama than the typical H'wood power couple. While Brangelina are the reigning king and (ice) queen of the tabs, things are pretty black and white when it comes down to what's really up with the golden couple, i.e., Angie dines on Brad cajones daily (all their friends say it, even the jokesters like Clooney).
So not the case with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Not only do they both get off wearing the pants in the relationship, there's never a definitive answer as to what the ef is up with these two.
Therefore, we've dubbed them the king and queen of non-answers when it comes to their personal lives.
Behold, in no particular order, five of our favorite scandalicious mysteries surrounding Rob and Kristen:
1. Nikkigate!
Here's what we know went down with this m�nage-a-something: Somehow this happy threesome quickly became a happier twosome, and that's when the vamp blood hit the fan.
Nikki and Rob were whatever'ing together for a while, but before we could say "Robki," Rob replaced Reed with her onetime-bestie Kristen. And it's safe to say Kristen and Nikki have been on the outs ever since�at least if N.R.'s mucho quick exit from their BFF project, K-11, is any indication.
2. What the Hell Happened to Michael Angarano?
As far as we know about these extreme exes: Kristen and former-BF Michael seemed so happy in love while fooling around in Vancouver last year, right?
Uh, more like they were taking a note from the Gyllenspoon Guide to H'wood Romances�and, judging by M.A.'s silent and so sneaky departure from the Twi scene, we're leaning towards the latter (at least for our girl, K.Stew).
Michael was fazed out, 'tho, we're sure no one protested the faze-out because it left K.Stew free to pursue her real-life Edward Cullen.
And, like that, Angarano was left stateside as Kristen filmed New Moon in Italy, giving her plenty of time to cuddle up with her cutie costar. Poor Michael, right? We'd be jealous of R.Pattz, too.
3. The Silencing of Summit
While the suits at Summit may now be debating whether Robsten should just come out with their relaysh, they haven't always been so cool with the kissing costars�far from it actually. The studio was dead set on keeping their leads apart and gave them the "slap on the wrist" heard 'round the Robsten world.
But boy did they have their hands full.
No matter how many lame-ass "Robsten Files" the suits kept locked away in their Debbie Downer dungeons, the couple has always been more than a bit rebellious. Seems the more the business folks tried to keep the super frisky duo apart, the sneakier they got with their off-screen lovin'. Which brings us to...
4. The Unphotographable Duo!
Team Awful always catches word of Robsten's secret rendezvous, so why the heck can't the paparazzi ever catch the stars red-handed?
We need both hands�and then some�to count all the times Robsten was able to fly under the pap radar�you know, like their Comic-Con get together, multiple pit stops at Chateau Marmont, their night-time romp at the BAFTAs and subsequent London pub hopping, and, most recently, that b'day bash in Budapest that wasn't picked up till the duo were freaking leaving.
So what gives�why aren't those pesky paps able to catch any of these outings? Robsten has always been one of the sneakier couples, and, unlike those H'wood couples who so desperately want their privacy (we're looking at you, Renee and B.Cooper), Robsten actually wants to stay out of the tabs.
5. Whatever's Next!
We all know there's going to be another yummy scene to come for Robsten. With the Eclipse tour-de-force press coming up, there's no way R & K are going to be able to dodge all personal questions. Sure, most reporters will play nice and not de facto ask about their relaysh, but there's going to be something to the degree of "how did you enjoy your time off in Budapest", we can guarantee you that.
So you know what's coming? Answers�at least some.
Summit is very aware, we assure you, everyone's going to be more gaga than ever for Robsten, thanks to their recent global snuggle-fests.
Expect Taylor Lautner to be seen out on some dates with equally famous gals, come May, and be relatively low-key until then. He can't even compete and he knows it.
As for Rob and Kristen?
Predict room-service over date outings. Robsten feels comfortable when they think, or know, they aren't being watched. Hey, but maybe the next headlines will shock us all! One of those rumored pregnancies or engagements could actually happen or maybe the couple will finally just admit to be BF and GF.
Fine by us.
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Photo: team-twilight
N�r vi avsluta v�rt veckol�nga Robsten �rsdag, helt tyda p� par fick oss att t�nka:
Vilken �r v�r favorit sak om Robsten?
Enkelt, de ger inte bara bra k�rlek, men bra skvaller.
Och med R. Pattz och K. Stew, det �r en annan typ av dramatik �n den typiska H'wood makt par. Medan Brangelina �r den regerande kungen och (is) drottning av flikarna, saker �r ganska svart och vitt n�r det kommer till vad som verkligen upp med den gyllene par, dvs Angie spisar p� Brad cajones dagligen (alla deras v�nner s�ger det, �ven den jokesters som Clooney).
S� inte fallet med Robert Pattinson och Kristen Stewart. Inte bara de b�da g� av b�r byxorna i f�rh�llandet, det finns aldrig ett definitivt svar om vad EF �r upp med dessa tv�.
D�rf�r har vi d�pte dem kungen och drottningen av icke-svar n�r det g�ller deras personliga liv.
Se, utan inb�rdes rangordning, fem av v�ra favorit scandalicious mysterier kring Rob och Kristen:
1. Nikkigate!
H�r �r vad vi vet gick ner med denna menage-a-n�gonting: P� n�got s�tt detta lyckliga trekant blev snabbt en lyckligare PAR, och det �r d� som vamp blodet tr�ffar fl�kten.
Nikki och Rob var whatever'ing tillsammans ett tag, men innan vi kunde s�ga "Robki," Rob ers�ttas Reed med henne eng�ngsmeddelande-Bestie Kristen. Och det �r s�kert att s�ga Kristen och Nikki har funnits p� outs sedan, �tminstone om NR: s mucho snabbt uttr�de ur sin BFF projekt, K-11, n�gon indikation.
2. Vad fan h�nde med Michael Angarano?
S� vitt vi vet om dessa extrema exes: Kristen och fd-BF Michael verkade s� lycklig i k�rlek medan lurar runt i Vancouver f�rra �ret, eller hur?
Uh, mer som de tog ett meddelande fr�n Gyllenspoon Guide till H'wood romanser och att d�ma av MA: s tysta och s� l�mska avvikelse fr�n Twi scenen, vi lutar �t det senare (�tminstone f�r v�r flicka, K. Stew).
Michael var fazed ut "tho �r vi s�ker p� att ingen protesterade bekymrar ut eftersom den v�nstra K. Stew fritt str�va efter hennes verkliga Edward Cullen.
Och s� d�r, var Angarano v�nster stateside som Kristen filmat New Moon i Italien, ger henne gott om tid att gosa med henne cutie CoStar. Stackars Michael, eller hur? Vi skulle vara avundsjuk p� R. Pattz ocks�.
3. Den tysta toppm�tet
Medan passar vid toppm�tet kan nu diskuterar om Robsten bara skulle komma ut med sina relaysh, de har inte alltid varit s� cool med kysser costars-l�ngt d�rifr�n faktiskt. Studion var d�d inst�lld p� att h�lla sina leder is�r och gav dem "sm�ll p� handleden" h�rt "runt Robsten v�rlden.
Men pojken hade de har h�nderna fulla.
Oavsett hur m�nga lame-ass "Robsten filer" f�rgerna h�lls inl�st i sin Debbie Downer f�ngelseh�lor, har paret alltid varit mer �n lite rebellisk. Verkar ju mer aff�rer folk f�rs�kte h�lla super yster duo ifr�n varandra, det sneakier de fick med deras off-screen Lovin '. Vilket f�r oss till ...
4. Den Unphotographable Duo!
Team hemskt f�ngster alltid ord Robsten hemliga m�tesplats, s� varf�r i helsike inte kan paparazzi n�gonsin f�nga stj�rnorna p� bar g�rning?
Vi beh�ver b�de praktisk och lite till-r�kna alla g�nger Robsten kunde flyga under radarn pap-ni vet, liksom deras Comic-Con kommer samman, flera dep�stopp p� Chateau Marmont, deras nattetid leka p� BAFTAs och senare London pub hopping, och nu senast var att B'Day bash i Budapest, som inte togs upp till duon freaking l�mnar.
S� vad ger-varf�r inte pesky Paps kunna f�nga n�gon av dessa utflykter? Robsten har alltid varit en av de sneakier par, och till skillnad fr�n de H'wood par som s� desperat vill att deras privatliv (vi ser p� dig, Renee och B. Cooper), Robsten egentligen vill h�lla sig borta fr�n flikarna.
5. Oavsett's Next!
Vi vet alla att det kommer att bli en annan mumsig scen att komma till Robsten. Med Eclipse tour-de-force pressen kommer upp, finns det inget s�tt R & K kommer att kunna kringg� alla personliga fr�gor. Visst kommer de flesta reportrar leka sn�llt och inte de facto fr�ga om deras relaysh, men det kommer att bli n�got att graden av "hur har du njuta av din fritid i Budapest", kan vi garantera dig.
S� du vet vad som kommer? Svar-�tminstone n�gra.
Toppm�tet �r mycket medveten, vi f�rs�kra er, alla kommer att bli mer senil �n n�gonsin f�r Robsten, tack vare sin senaste globala gosa-fests.
R�kna med Taylor Lautner att se ut p� vissa datum med lika ber�mda gals, kom maj och vara relativt l�gm�ld tills dess. Han kan inte ens konkurrera och han vet det.
Vad Rob och Kristen?
F�ruts�ga room-service under dagen utflykter. Robsten k�nner sig bekv�m n�r de tror eller vet �r de inte bevakas. Hej, men kanske n�sta rubrikerna kommer chock oss alla! Ett av dessa rykten graviditeter eller engagemang faktiskt kan h�nda eller kanske par till slut kommer bara att erk�nna att BF och GF.
Helt okej med oss.
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