Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Gossip Cop: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart �Busted Romping on a Beach�

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were busted romping on a beach by police,� begins an eyebrow-raising article in the Daily Star.
According to the British tab, �The Twilight megastars were getting down and dirty on Brazil�s trendy Ipanema Beach in Rio De Janeiro when the boys in blue put a stop to their kinky antics.�
Uh, huh�
�The young lovers were getting sexy like any other couple would on the beach at night but police sent them packing with a stern verbal slapping,� says the paper�s so-called �source,� who adds, �It�s obviously hard for them to go anywhere alone� I think they were just trying to grab some romantic time.�
�They were laughing about it afterwards,� says the source, �but they both looked really embarrassed.�
Actually, only the Daily Star should be really embarrassed� by this article.
Notice how the story doesn�t mention any specifics, such as when this allegedly occurred?
That�s because� it never happened.
Nor does the premise even make sense.
If it�s �obviously hard for them to go anywhere alone,� and they were looking to �grab some romantic time,� then why would these two extremely private people opt for a public beachinstead of say, a hotel?
Still, Gossip Cop checked not only with our Pattinson and Stewart sources, but we also made a few very expensive calls to the Policia Civil do Estado do Rio de Janeiro � and they didn�t know about this alleged incident either.
This story is, as they say in Brazil, �nao verdadeiro� (not true).

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