On the heels of rumors that they�re splitting comes a major tabloid story claimingRobert Pattinson will soon give Kristen Stewart a ring.
OK! magazine reports that Pattinson �has picked out the perfect gift� for Stewart � a $17,000 vintage diamond �promise ring.� According to an �insider,� the actor �found it through a dealer who specializes in estate jewelry, and he knew it was just perfect for Kristen!�
Supposedly, the token will function as a kind of pre-engagement ring, says the OK! source, because while Stewart �loves him deeply, she�s not prepared to be Mrs. P. just yet.�
Pattinson is said to have purchased the �promise ring� because he�s �taking baby steps� toward marriage.
Fascinating.
Now seems like an appropriate time to mention, by the way, that OK!�s track record withstories about Stewart and Pattinson has been, uh� spotty.
Apparently, when the gang at OK! gave the Wheel of Robsten a spin this week, it passed �breakup� and �pregnant� before landing on �promise ring.�
The shiny bauble has certain gullible outlets like HollywoodLife asking, �Could a wedding be next?�
Gossip Cop will instead ask, �Where does OK! come up with this stuff?�
There�s no �promise ring,� just as there was no baby, no wedding plans, no breakup, no alien abduction, etc.
Pattinson and Stewart are together. Not in a giddy elementary school �promise ring� way, and not in an old, married couple way.
They�re just together.
Maybe it�s not enough for the tabloids, but it seems to be enough for the couple.
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