Gossip Cop: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are NOT Engaged

Here comes another Famous magazine gem.

The tab from Down Under tries to �put one over� on everyone with a priceless piece onRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Twilight�s leading couple �beamed from ear to ear� during their happy trip to last week�s People�s Choice Awards (tell that to HollywoodLife), and the magazine thinks it knows why � Pattinson and Stewart are supposedly engaged.

What, you missed the news?

According to Famous, the events behind Robsten�s �big secret� engagement began after Stewart �spent Christmas Eve kicking up her heels on a boozy night out� with Garrett Hedlund� an evening that never actually happened, as Gossip Cop has reported.

To appease a purportedly �disappointed� Pattinson, Stewart made an �emergency dash� to the UK �to smooth things over.�

That�s when Pattinson allegedly �gave her an ultimatum,� says a Famous �source,� basically demanding that Stewart marry him to show that she�s serious about their relationship.

The magazine claims Stewart accepted.

So that�s how Famous digs itself into a giant hole, reporting that Pattinson and Stewart are engaged when sources assure Gossip Cop they are not.

Here�s how Famous tries to climb out of the hole:

�But don�t expect a big announcement any time soon!� declares the tab. Pattinson and Stewart are planning �to keep things under wraps for a while,� explains a so-called �insider.�

Yes, how convenient.

�The whole engagement was a very spur-of-the moment thing,� adds Famous. �Rob didn�t even have time to buy Kristen a ring.�

Uh-huh.

To recap: Pattinson allegedly gave Stewart a marriage ultimatum after an event that never happened over Christmas, she accepted, and the reason they looked so happy during the People�s Choice Awards was because of this �secret� engagement that no one is allowed to discuss and which happened so quickly there�s not even a ring.

It must be easy to write about Famous people when reality isn�t an issue.


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